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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 601st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 725th
The Federal Ethnostate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Si vis pacem, para pactum
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Pandoska

Population3.425 billion

CapitalVeliky Tsaritsyn
LeaderPresident Edik Princev
FaithPandoskan Orthodoxy

CurrencyFederal Ruble
AnimalTsar Eagle

The Federal Ethnostate of Pandoska is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Edik Princev with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.425 billion Pandoskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth 875 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 255,764 Federal Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.

Pandoska is ranked 116,126th in the world and 6,400th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 26.27 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 601stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 794thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,014thLowest Crime Rates: 1,224thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,224thMost Devout: 1,291stTop
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Largest Governments: 1,998thHealthiest Citizens: 2,282ndMost Influential: 2,376thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,436thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,606thHighest Average Incomes: 2,651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,073rdLargest Black Market: 3,315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,675thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,753rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,668thLargest Mining Sector: 5,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,110thSmartest Citizens: 6,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,148thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,578thMost Efficient Economies: 9,145thMost Conservative: 9,794thMost Developed: 13,851stRudest Citizens: 14,477thMost Authoritarian: 15,299thHighest Economic Output: 16,276th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 181st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 186th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 307th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 345th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 345th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 404th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 485th in the regionMost Conservative: 579th in the regionRudest Citizens: 623rd in the regionMost Developed: 798th in the regionMost Influential: 801st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 808th in the regionMost Avoided: 840th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 865th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 870th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits.
  • : Pandoska endorsed The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
  • : Pandoska was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
  • : Pandoska was endorsed by The Principality of Valhalla123.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 137 » El Fiji Grande, Alunya, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Steraz, Cloydicia, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pallaith, Bearical, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Yaorozu, Ozstan, Sundred, Notyoutopia, Lunallian, Shibutani, New Pruessen, Suicidistan, Koda-Land, Sil Dorsett, Bayern-Straubing, Frances Francis the First of France, Outer Egorniand, Uganda Knuckles UK, Montarc, Corfad, THX1138, Sinelona, PlanetPunk, Sunto, Buckerino, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Ninjak30, Newpromisedland, Amancar, Federation Terra Australis, Ainsworth, Shadowrik, Pasargad, Spartoptia, Dreadton, Malta Comino Gozo, Renzic, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, and 87 others.New Bremerton, Wineclaw, Black Templares, Wilkshire, General COE, Toshavo III, Rionion, Siwale, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, Unsophisticate, The United States of Romania, The Iron Lions, Justanistan, Vincone Cae, United Draconia, Guer Aike, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Selfgradatude, Raccooniah, Maott, Joodey, Sheldanada, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, New Trisone, SchoolHouse Rock, Union of Austria-Hungary, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Ethnon, Saturns Edge, SillyString, Amauri, Peldorn, Swaz Islands, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Sea Ghost, Orven, Trillius, Angwayster, Kirostan, Misuvelia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, VarDrade, Unimaginable Doom, Ejhsa, Soviet Terran, Liberum Mundi, Seidr Wyrd, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Bananoonza, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Afrille, Sanjurika, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Loutsland, Test for a new hope, The Most Freedom Ever, Retarya, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Analomink, Valhalla123, and The Black Cathedral.

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