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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 288thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 326th
The Theocratic Securocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
With Gods Will We March
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.965 billion

CapitalVeliky Tsaritsyn
LeaderEdik Princev
FaithPandoskan Orthodoxy

CurrencyFederal Ruble
AnimalTsar Eagle

The Theocratic Securocracy of Pandoska is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Edik Princev with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.965 billion Pandoskans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,566 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 368,495 Federal Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pandoska Blood Tithe, the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection, Veliky Tsaritsyn is a police state during international summits, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.

Pandoska is ranked 856th in the world and 34th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 3,346 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 288thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 349thMost Valuable International Artwork: 436thMost Devout: 817thHighest Poor Incomes: 818thMost Corrupt Governments: 842ndLargest Black Market: 856thLowest Crime Rates: 994thHighest Average Incomes: 1,052ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,292ndLargest Governments: 1,548thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,741stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,791stMost Armed: 1,862ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,934thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,195thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,507thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,692ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,798thLargest Mining Sector: 2,836thMost Efficient Economies: 2,848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,311thMost Developed: 3,334thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,723rdHighest Economic Output: 5,891stSmartest Citizens: 6,248thMost Conservative: 7,310thMost Authoritarian: 10,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,325thMost Avoided: 10,439th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionMost Armed: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 100th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 149th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Developed: 202nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 364th in the regionMost Conservative: 374th in the regionMost Avoided: 455th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 517th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 529th in the regionRudest Citizens: 711th in the regionLargest Populations: 908th in the region

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