The Theocratic Securocracy of Pandoska is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Edik Princev with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.965 billion Pandoskans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,566 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 368,495 Federal Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pandoska Blood Tithe, the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection, Veliky Tsaritsyn is a police state during international summits, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.

Pandoska is ranked 856^th in the world and 34^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 3,346 trillion Standard Monetary Units.