by Max Barry

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,087thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,260thHighest Crime Rates: 8,086th
The May Lord have mercy upon you of
Compulsory Consumerist State
As long the seven sins alive, no one can stop me
Archbishop Pandora
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.189 billion

LeaderArchbishop Pandora
FaithWitchess Union

AnimalDo I even have one

The May Lord have mercy upon you of Pand0ra is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Archbishop Pandora with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.189 billion Pandorans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Neko Pandoran Union economy, worth 136 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,537 Tenalzurias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,059 per year while the poor average 3,920, a ratio of 102 to 1.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Pandora, Archbishop Pandora has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Witchess Union has been named as Pand0ra's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pand0ra's national animal is the Do I even have one, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Witchess Union.

Pand0ra is ranked 98,976th in the world and 88th in Union of Neko Socialist States for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 70.67 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,087thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,260thHighest Crime Rates: 8,086thFattest Citizens: 10,564thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,642ndMost Pro-Market: 12,049thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,079thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,924th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the region

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