The Federation of Panay Islands and Guimaras is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 739 million Panayenses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Panaynon economy, worth 85.8 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,096 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's more pink stuff on sale these days, only those who apply can study applied maths, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panay Islands and Guimaras's national animal is the carabao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panay Islands and Guimaras is ranked 28,196^th in the world and 60^th in Nordic Lands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 78,295.91 Standard Monetary Units.