by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,343rd
The Community of
Moralistic Democracy
Join The Labyrinth!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Panama Head

Population3.637 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalRattlesnake

The Community of Panama Head is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.637 billion Panama Headians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Panama Headian economy, worth 165 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,542 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Head's national animal is the Rattlesnake.

Panama Head is ranked 84,788th in the world and 88th in Telekinesis for Highest Economic Output, with 165 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,343rd
Top
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Conservative: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Panama Head was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Panama Head's influence in Telekinesis rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Panama Head's influence in Telekinesis rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Panama Head's influence in Telekinesis rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Panama Head's influence in Telekinesis rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Panama Head relocated from ATOMIC to Telekinesis.
  • : Following new legislation in Panama Head, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Panama Head, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Panama Head, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Panama Head, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.

More...

Report