The Community of Panama Head is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.637 billion Panama Headians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Panama Headian economy, worth 165 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,542 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Head's national animal is the Rattlesnake.

Panama Head is ranked 84,788^th in the world and 88^th in Telekinesis for Highest Economic Output, with 165 trillion Standard Monetary Units.