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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 442nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 595th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 776th
The United Socialist States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The great leader will live on!
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
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Panaderia

Population3.142 billion

CapitalParadurencia
LeaderComrade Purducian

CurrencyBullets
AnimalTiger

The United Socialist States of Panaderia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Purducian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.142 billion Panaderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradurencia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Panaderian economy, worth 951 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 302,803 Bullets, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

A rusted hulk in Paradurencia harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in The Alliance of Dictators, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaderia's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Panaderia is ranked 7,678th in the world and 12th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 7 Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 442ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 776thMost Secular: 820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,036thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,207thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,288thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,315thLargest Mining Sector: 1,316thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,402ndMost Avoided: 1,422ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,533rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,602ndLargest Black Market: 1,680thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,384thLowest Crime Rates: 2,964thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,005thLargest Governments: 3,762ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,990thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,515thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,970thMost Conservative: 6,492ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,472ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,868thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,252ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,266thRudest Citizens: 9,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,557thSmartest Citizens: 12,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,047thMost Authoritarian: 13,619thHighest Economic Output: 14,747th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Panaderia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Walkerfort.
  • : Panaderia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, a rusted hulk in Paradurencia harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in The Alliance of Dictators.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Panaderia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Panaderia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".
  • : Panaderia was endorsed by The Theocracy of Terlanagli Army.

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