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Highest Poor Incomes: 130thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235th
The Infected Revolution of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Heroes write history, and history writes heroes.
Itahnya Fehkira
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Panaderia

Population6.881 billion

CapitalIzubelrine
LeaderItahnya Fehkira

CurrencyDollar
AnimalSiberian Tiger

The Infected Revolution of Panaderia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Itahnya Fehkira with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.881 billion Ancients are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izubelrine. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ancient economy, worth a remarkable 3,155 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 458,618 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaderia's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Panaderia is ranked 832nd in the world and 8th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Armed, with 23.28 Weapons Per Person.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 130thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 276thLargest Agricultural Sector: 317thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 355thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 421stLargest Mining Sector: 439thHighest Average Incomes: 452ndMost Secular: 483rdLargest Black Market: 650thMost Corrupt Governments: 718thMost Armed: 832ndLowest Crime Rates: 854thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 856thMost Avoided: 980thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,357thLargest Governments: 1,368thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,987thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,554thMost Developed: 2,796thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,828thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,918thMost Efficient Economies: 3,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,106thHighest Economic Output: 4,445thSmartest Citizens: 4,453rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,602ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,988thMost Conservative: 5,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,120thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,144thRudest Citizens: 7,529thHealthiest Citizens: 8,115thLargest Retail Industry: 8,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,159thMost Authoritarian: 10,079thMost Influential: 10,398thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 18,518thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,629thMost Income Equality: 23,442nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 36th in the regionMost Extreme: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Panaderia changed its national currency to "Dollar".
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Panaderia as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, small shoes often wash up on the beach.

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