The Reformed Revolution of Panaderia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Itahnya Fehkira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.652 billion Ancients are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izubelrine. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ancient economy, worth a remarkable 8,500 trillion Ternions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 580,146 Ternions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaderia's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Arts.

Panaderia is ranked 240^th in the world and 2^nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Average Incomes, with 580,146.5 Standard Monetary Units.