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Highest Poor Incomes: 53rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107thMost Patriotic: 121st
The Reformed Revolution of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Heroes write history, and history writes heroes.
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Panaderia

Population9.488 billion

CapitalIzubelrine
LeaderItahnya Fehkira
FaithThe Arts

CurrencyDollar
AnimalArctic Wolf

The Reformed Revolution of Panaderia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Itahnya Fehkira with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.488 billion Ancients are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izubelrine. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ancient economy, worth a remarkable 5,306 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 559,307 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and postcards from Ancient driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaderia's national animal is the Arctic Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Arts.

Panaderia is ranked 2,708th in the world and 14th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Healthiest Citizens, with 25.09 bananas ingested per day.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 53rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107thMost Patriotic: 121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 205thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207thHighest Average Incomes: 221stLargest Mining Sector: 252ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 266thMost Secular: 268thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 268thLargest Black Market: 416thLowest Crime Rates: 479thMost Corrupt Governments: 529thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 603rdMost Armed: 626thLargest Governments: 761stMost Developed: 1,125thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,338thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,468thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,662ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,746thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,824thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,936thSmartest Citizens: 2,045thHighest Economic Output: 2,305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,512thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,573rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,708thMost Efficient Economies: 2,751stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,197thMost Conservative: 3,784thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,823rdMost Authoritarian: 4,869thMost Influential: 5,058thMost Avoided: 5,545thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,730thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,627thLargest Retail Industry: 8,819thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,187thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,308thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,136thMost Extreme: 24,807th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, postcards from Ancient driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Panaderia endorsed The Tridoron of Thaw.
  • : Panaderia was endorsed by The Tridoron of Thaw.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaderia, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.

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