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Largest Black Market: 140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 210th
The Orbital Pleasure Palace of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Et Epulantes in Fibris
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Pan Galacia

Population16.687 billion

CapitalGargolius Blastinium
LeaderPan Galactic Gargle Blaster
FaithQuestionable

CurrencyFemur
AnimalStealth Chainsaw Action Velociraptor

The Orbital Pleasure Palace of Pan Galacia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.687 billion Pan Galacians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gargolius Blastinium. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pan Galacian economy, worth a remarkable 8,269 trillion Femurs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 495,535 Femurs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, customs officials often double as wedding officiants, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pan Galacia's national animal is the Stealth Chainsaw Action Velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Questionable.

Pan Galacia is ranked 546th in the world and 34th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 14,095 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Black Market: 140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 210thMost Subsidized Industry: 320thHighest Average Incomes: 336thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 434thLargest Agricultural Sector: 516thLargest Insurance Industry: 546thMost Patriotic: 659thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 667thHighest Economic Output: 777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 789thMost Advanced Public Education: 811thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,064thLargest Governments: 1,158thMost Efficient Economies: 1,343rdMost Armed: 1,386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,629thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,041stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,307thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,441stLargest Mining Sector: 2,617thMost Developed: 2,633rdSmartest Citizens: 2,636thFattest Citizens: 3,281stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,625thNudest: 3,692ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,942ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,993rdMost Cultured: 4,786thLowest Crime Rates: 5,011thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,040thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,509thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,705thMost Conservative: 8,944thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,735thTop
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Most Secular: 10,862ndLargest Gambling Industry: 11,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,924thMost Authoritarian: 13,407thHighest Food Quality: 13,870thLargest Populations: 13,931stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,107th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Patriotic: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionMost Armed: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionNudest: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 134th in the regionFattest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 171st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 190th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 195th in the regionMost Cultured: 242nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 275th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 311th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 331st in the regionMost Conservative: 340th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 414th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 447th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 480th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 499th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 544th in the regionMost Secular: 588th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 692nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, customs officials often double as wedding officiants.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Pan Galacia.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, days begin with afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.

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