The Fiefdom of Pan-Inuit is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.817 billion Pan-Inuitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 14.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pan-Inuitian economy, worth 408 trillion Milk and Cookieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,258 Milk and Cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-Inuit's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pan-Inuit is ranked 159,292^nd in the world and 60^th in Christmas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.21 law-abiding acts per hour.