Population | 11.779 billion |
Capital | Oslo |
Leader | President of Pamia |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Bear |
The Republic of Pamia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President of Pamia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.779 billion Pamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Pamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,289 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,413 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, autocrats are persona non grata, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pamia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pamia is ranked 142,629th in the world and 11th in CISB Reforged for Most Stationary, with 193.13531389332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pamia lodged a message on the CISB Reforged Regional Message Board.
- : Pamia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Pamia changed its national capital to "Oslo", its currency to "Krone", and its leader to "President of Pamia".
- : Pamia changed its national nation type to "Republic".
- : Pamia lodged a message on the CISB Reforged Regional Message Board.
- : Pamia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Pamia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Pamia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Pamia, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Pamia, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.