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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,368th Healthiest Citizens: 2,816th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,922nd
The Royal Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For God, People, Nature, and Country
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Palmyrion

Population8.505 billion

CapitalAragon
LeaderLakan Alexander II

CurrencyPalmyrian Peso
AnimalPalmyrian Eagle

The Royal Commonwealth of Palmyrion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lakan Alexander II with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate population of 8.505 billion Palmyrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aragon. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Palmyrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Palmyrian Pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,895 Palmyrian Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palmyrion's national animal is the Palmyrian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Palmyrion is ranked 10,671st in the world and 19th in Greater Dienstad for Smartest Citizens, with 85.28 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,368thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,816thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,922ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,515thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,794thMost Inclusive: 4,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,907thNicest Citizens: 5,214thLowest Crime Rates: 6,478thMost Pacifist: 6,731stMost Developed: 6,906thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,878thBest Weather: 8,157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,337thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,305thMost Stationary: 9,448thHighest Economic Output: 10,240thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,592ndSmartest Citizens: 10,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,188thMost Cultured: 11,243rdLargest Governments: 11,580thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,215thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,390thMost Average: 12,458thMost Influential: 13,231stMost Secular: 14,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,728thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,983rdSafest: 15,783rdNudest: 15,902nd
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Most Average: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Palmyrion, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Palmyrion, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Palmyrion, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Palmyrion, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
  • : Following new legislation in Palmyrion, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Palmyrion, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Palmyrion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Palmyrion, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Palmyrion, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Palmyrian Embarrassments.
  • : Palmyrion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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