The White Federation of Paline is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.495 billion Palinos live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senata. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Palinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion E⠀s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 171,260 E⠀s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 954,779 per year while the poor average 15,336, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.
The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Paline, the SWAT team always rings twice, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Paline's national animal is the jorji, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Paline is ranked 245,180th in the world and 6,476th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -8.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Paline, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
- : Following new legislation in
Paline, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in
Paline, the SWAT team always rings twice.
- : Following new legislation in
Paline, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Paline.
- : Following new legislation in
Paline, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
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Paline endorsed
The Federation of Japba.
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Paline endorsed
The Awesomly Awesome Collective of Malororia.
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Paline was endorsed by
The Federation of Japba.
- : Following new legislation in
Paline, polite commuters on the Senata Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
- : Following new legislation in
Paline, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » Surd,
Fluffiness,
The Gelseen Hegemony,
Nippon Shotou Teikoku,
Burning Pants,
New Rogernomics,
Aigania,
Iron Alliance,
Americastrailia,
Wassily Universal Rifling Company,
The Sigometh Dynasty,
Debussy,
Nucular,
Kryansk,
Treadwellia,
Islayth,
Fortytipper,
Native Inhabitants of Antarctica,
Leonism,
Custadia,
Settov,
Ugunnustan,
Sweeties Legion,
Malororia, and
Japba.