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Most Valuable International Artwork: 808thMost Conservative: 1,872ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,408th
The Republic of
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Paleoconservative Nationalists

Population927 million

LeaderArchbishop Carrington Taylor


The Republic of Paleoconservative Nationalists is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Archbishop Carrington Taylor with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 927 million Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concord. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The all-consuming American economy, worth 78.0 trillion paleodollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,114 paleodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,027 per year while the poor average 8,313, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Train stations can be 'armful places, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleoconservative Nationalists's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paleoconservative Nationalists is ranked 144,529th in the world and 2nd in Groypers United for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 44.62 on the Hayek Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 808thMost Conservative: 1,872ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,408thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,832ndMost Devout: 4,202ndMost Primitive: 5,090thMost Armed: 6,342ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,667thMost Avoided: 8,035thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,088thTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,382ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,606thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,893rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,749th

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