The North American State of Paleoconservative Citizens is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chris White with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, devout population of 1.879 billion Paleoconservatives are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westbridge City. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Paleoconservative economy, worth 193 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,163 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Paleoconservative Citizens, atheists on vacation find Lutheranism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleoconservative Citizens's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Paleoconservative Citizens is ranked 217,015^th in the world and 3^rd in F7 Multiverse for Most Secular, with 3.78 Atheism Rate.