by Max Barry

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,981st
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A wise man in times of peace, prepares for war.
President Fulkerson
Influence
Power
Consul of the Republic
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Paleocacher

Population21.174 billion

CapitalGardena
LeaderPresident Fulkerson

CurrencySelkie
AnimalRed Wolf

The Armed Republic of Paleocacher is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Fulkerson with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.174 billion Paleocacherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardena. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paleocacherian economy, worth a remarkable 4,639 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,122 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleocacher's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paleocacher is ranked 2,470th in the world and 4th in The League for Most Cultured, scoring 214 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,981stBest Weather: 2,401stMost Cultured: 2,470thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,620thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,697thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,959thHighest Food Quality: 3,025thLowest Crime Rates: 3,434thMost Patriotic: 3,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,743rdMost Influential: 3,906thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,153rdMost Developed: 4,649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,744thSmartest Citizens: 4,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,459thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,628thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,802ndRudest Citizens: 7,165thMost Inclusive: 7,347thLargest Populations: 7,479thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,630thLargest Governments: 7,807thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,395thNicest Citizens: 11,873rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,654thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,368thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,498thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,832ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,089th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paleocacher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
  • : Paleocacher was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
  • : Paleocacher was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Paleocacher was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather and Most Cultured.
  • : Paleocacher applied to join the World Assembly.

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