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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,765thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,066thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,541st
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Por la razón o la fuerza
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population5.743 billion

LeaderPresident Felipe Kast

CurrencySouth American Dollar
AnimalAndean Condor

The Republic of Paleno is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Felipe Kast with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.743 billion Paleneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Palenean economy, worth 482 trillion South American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 83,987 South American Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the nation excels at displacement, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Paleno' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleno's national animal is the Andean Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Paleno is ranked 11,066th in the world and 4th in United Forum of Nations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 78,108.34 Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,765thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,066thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,541stLargest Retail Industry: 12,175thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,468thLargest Mining Sector: 15,921st
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the region

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