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Rudest Citizens: 54thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 89thHighest Crime Rates: 115th
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Region
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Pakistanistanistan

Population7.451 billion

CapitalMīmeÓsthai
LeaderEl Sebo
FaithSeblam

Currency🈶 Mikepence
Animalp̭e̠̜̪͓̗ͧ̽ͭ̅ͅp̈̔̓͐e͕̝̖̾͂̒ͥͩͥ

The Godly Meme Haven of Pakistanistanistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Sebo with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.451 billion PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ôs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MīmeÓsthai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ô economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion 🈶 Mikepences a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 348,341 🈶 Mikepences, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,870,309 per year while the poor average 33,852, a ratio of 55.2 to 1.

Bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', the nation leads im inactive in per capita stalking, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pakistanistanistan's national animal is the p̭e̠̜̪͓̗ͧ̽ͭ̅ͅp̈̔̓͐e͕̝̖̾͂̒ͥͩͥ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seblam.

Pakistanistanistan is ranked 5,957th in the world and 1st in im inactive for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,274.14 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
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Rudest Citizens: 54thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 89thHighest Crime Rates: 115thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 123rdMost Armed: 124thLargest Retail Industry: 128thFattest Citizens: 144thLargest Gambling Industry: 200thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 200thMost Avoided: 263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 409thHighest Disposable Incomes: 410thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 493rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 602ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 678thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 716thMost Valuable International Artwork: 972ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,002ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,212thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,367thLargest Mining Sector: 1,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,454thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,677thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,730thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,816thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,105thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,372ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,149thMost Efficient Economies: 4,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,482ndHighest Economic Output: 5,153rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,957thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,292ndMost Secular: 8,795thNudest: 10,121stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 11,649thMost Politically Free: 12,023rdSmartest Citizens: 12,048thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,298thLargest Black Market: 14,512thMost Pro-Market: 14,738thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,875thMost Cultured: 16,322ndMost Inclusive: 19,646th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pakistanistanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, the nation leads im inactive in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, vanity is the constant enemy of dignity.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.

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