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Pakistanistanistan

Population4.22 billion

CapitalMīmeÓsthai
LeaderEl Sebo
FaithSeblam

Currency🈶 Mikepence
Animalp̭e̠̜̪͓̗ͧ̽ͭ̅ͅp̈̔̓͐e͕̝̖̾͂̒ͥͩͥ

The Godly Meme Haven of Pakistanistanistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Sebo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.22 billion PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ôs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MīmeÓsthai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ô economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion 🈶 Mikepences a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 288,178 🈶 Mikepences, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Eminent domain has been abolished, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ô restaurants, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pakistanistanistan's national animal is the p̭e̠̜̪͓̗ͧ̽ͭ̅ͅp̈̔̓͐e͕̝̖̾͂̒ͥͩͥ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seblam.

Pakistanistanistan is ranked 483rd in the world and 1st in im inactive for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 502.93 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 89thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 120thLargest Retail Industry: 188thMost Armed: 199thHighest Crime Rates: 216thFattest Citizens: 279thLargest Gambling Industry: 329thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 355thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 483rdMost Avoided: 490thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 651stHighest Disposable Incomes: 694thMost Rebellious Youth: 707thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,114thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,143rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,696thHighest Average Incomes: 1,733rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,894thLargest Mining Sector: 1,923rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,240thHighest Drug Use: 2,575thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,822ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,040thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,487thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,906thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,215thMost Politically Free: 5,726thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,269thMost Pro-Market: 7,084thMost Efficient Economies: 7,841stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,973rdTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,537thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,713thHighest Economic Output: 10,458thMost Extreme: 10,657thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,480thMost Secular: 13,392ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,211thNudest: 14,529th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".
  • : Pakistanistanistan lodged a message on the Im inactive Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ô restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million 🈶 Mikepences of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, Max Barry is this year's Miss Pakistanistanistan.
  • : Pakistanistanistan's influence in Im inactive rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.

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