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Rudest Citizens: 68th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 112th Most Armed: 165th
The Godly Meme Haven of
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Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Pakistanistanistan

Population4.628 billion

CapitalMīmeÓsthai
LeaderEl Sebo
FaithSeblam

Currency🈶 Mikepence
Animalp̭e̠̜̪͓̗ͧ̽ͭ̅ͅp̈̔̓͐e͕̝̖̾͂̒ͥͩͥ

The Godly Meme Haven of Pakistanistanistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by El Sebo with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.628 billion PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ôs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MīmeÓsthai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ô economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion 🈶 Mikepences a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 299,219 🈶 Mikepences, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 885,742 per year while the poor average 79,394, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pakistanistanistan's national animal is the p̭e̠̜̪͓̗ͧ̽ͭ̅ͅp̈̔̓͐e͕̝̖̾͂̒ͥͩͥ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seblam.

Pakistanistanistan is ranked 1,901st in the world and 1st in im inactive for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 17,316.42 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 68thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112thMost Armed: 165thLargest Retail Industry: 181stHighest Crime Rates: 183rdFattest Citizens: 227thLargest Gambling Industry: 313thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 320thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 399thMost Avoided: 413thHighest Disposable Incomes: 611thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 619thMost Rebellious Youth: 633rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 830thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,064thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,268thHighest Average Incomes: 1,555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,661stTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,801stLargest Mining Sector: 1,901stHighest Drug Use: 1,966thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,846thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,101stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,345thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,615thMost Politically Free: 5,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,937thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,866thMost Pro-Market: 7,343rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,753rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,951stMost Extreme: 8,118thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 9,250thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,698thNudest: 12,776thMost Secular: 13,101stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,984thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,071stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,144thMost Cultured: 15,316thSmartest Citizens: 16,214thLargest Black Market: 16,345th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pakistanistanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, card collectors duel to the death.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats.

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