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Pakistanistanistan

Population3.824 billion

CapitalMīmeÓsthai
LeaderEl Sebo
FaithSeblam

Currency🈶 Mikepence
Animalp̭e̠̜̪͓̗ͧ̽ͭ̅ͅp̈̔̓͐e͕̝̖̾͂̒ͥͩͥ

The Godly Meme Haven of Pakistanistanistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by El Sebo with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.824 billion PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ôs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MīmeÓsthai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PakÔỉ̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉̉Ô economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion 🈶 Mikepences a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 281,780 🈶 Mikepences, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pakistanistanistan's national animal is the p̭e̠̜̪͓̗ͧ̽ͭ̅ͅp̈̔̓͐e͕̝̖̾͂̒ͥͩͥ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seblam.

Pakistanistanistan is ranked 17,119th in the world and 2nd in im inactive for Nudest, with 209.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 136thMost Armed: 217thLargest Retail Industry: 236thHighest Crime Rates: 252ndLargest Gambling Industry: 306thFattest Citizens: 310thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 382ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 533rdMost Avoided: 570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 605thHighest Disposable Incomes: 745thMost Rebellious Youth: 828thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,049thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,296thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,817thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,827thHighest Average Incomes: 1,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,319thLargest Mining Sector: 2,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,818thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,205thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,281stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,683rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,669thHighest Drug Use: 4,821stMost Politically Free: 5,001stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,797thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,642ndMost Pro-Market: 7,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,955thMost Efficient Economies: 8,151stTop
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Most Extreme: 10,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,276thHighest Economic Output: 11,899thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,873rdMost Secular: 13,756thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,412thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,936th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pakistanistanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
  • : Pakistanistanistan lost the position of Im inactive WA Delegate to The Oppressed Peoples of Gamer Reich.
  • : Pakistanistanistan lost the endorsement of The Oppressed Peoples of Gamer Reich.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
  • : Pakistanistanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme and Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakistanistanistan, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in MīmeÓsthai for fear of causing a fuss.

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