The Kingdom of Pakchi is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 541 million Pakchians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Public Transport is ignored. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pakchian economy, worth 35.3 trillion Rupeeses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,257 Rupeeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Pakchi City" t-shirts, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakchi's national animal is the Lion.

Pakchi is ranked 168,335^th in the world and 7,317^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -124.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.