The Kingdom of Pakchi is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.771 billion Pakchians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Public Transport is ignored. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pakchian economy, worth 101 trillion Rupeeses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,542 Rupeeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakchi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pakchi is ranked 191,407^th in the world and 7,754^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 32 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.