by Max Barry

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The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Tots Junts
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Paisos Catalanns

Population344 million

CapitalBarcelona

CurrencyEuro
AnimalPartridge

The Federal Republic of Paisos Catalanns is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 344 million Paisos Catalannsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.9%.

The thriving Paisos Catalannsian economy, worth 28.1 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 81,681 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Paisos Catalanns as a reminder of their "special relationship", and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Paisos Catalanns's national animal is the Partridge, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Paisos Catalanns is ranked 33,378th in the world and 439th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
5%
Most Average: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Paisos Catalanns as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Paisos Catalannsian Space Agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, much of Paisos Catalanns's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Paisos Catalanns, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.

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