|Leader||Dr Mordekai Efterstens|
The Republic of Painisia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Mordekai Efterstens with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.347 billion Painisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Granderburg. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Painisian economy, worth 518 trillion grands a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,003 grands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and all the world's a stage for Painisian political theatrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Painisia's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, all the world's a stage for Painisian political theatrics.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, Painisian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Dr Mordekai Efterstens.
- : Painisia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, there are no more heroes any more.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
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