|Leader||Dr Mordekai Efterstens|
The Republic of Painisia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dr Mordekai Efterstens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.983 billion Painisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Granderburg. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Painisian economy, worth 457 trillion grands a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,467 grands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Dr Mordekai Efterstens Pics" has made Dr Mordekai Efterstens's mom a celebrity, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Painisia' is a smash hit, and commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Painisia's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Painisia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Severisen".
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Painisia' is a smash hit.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Dr Mordekai Efterstens Pics" has made Dr Mordekai Efterstens's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, international tensions are high as Painisia threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, supervisors in Painisia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Painisia, t-shirts displaying a photo of Dr Mordekai Efterstens performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
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