The No I'm not going to put that brainrot 10x in your title sorry of Paige is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bat population. The hard-working, devout population of 2.089 billion Paigeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The Paigean economy, worth 91.4 trillion florins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 43,755 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Red fabric is banned, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paige's national animal is the bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Paige is ranked 248,590^th in the world and 7^th in Transatlantic Pirates for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.