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Most Politically Free: 6,704thMost Devout: 8,147thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,437th
The Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
Για το Βασίλειο
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Pahoran

Population8.955 billion

CapitalAmmaron
LeaderLeader
FaithBecause Look how Big it is

CurrencyEbuel
AnimalLlama

The Kingdom of Pahoran is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.955 billion Pahorains enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ammaron. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pahoranian economy, worth 507 trillion Ebuels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,639 Ebuels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, copyright laws have been abolished, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pahoran's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Because Look how Big it is.

Pahoran is ranked 74,264th in the world and 2,659th in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.34 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Politically Free: 6,704thMost Devout: 8,147thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,437thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,636thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,225thMost Primitive: 14,160thNicest Citizens: 14,579thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,497thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,538thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,644th
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Most Politically Free: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 493rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 509th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 524th in the regionMost Primitive: 540th in the regionMost Devout: 664th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pahoran's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Pahoran's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Pahoran's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Pahoran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Pahoran was refounded in Balder.
  • : Pahoran ceased to exist in Taijitu.
  • : Pahoran was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland, killing 815 million zombies.
  • : Pahoran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Pahoran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Pahoran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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