The Roman Colony of Pagus Flandrensis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ambiorix with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.773 billion Pagus Flandrensisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brugas. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The thriving Pagus Flandrensisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion Flans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 67,067 Flans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as Pagus Flandrensis threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, Harry Potter books are banned, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned bearball fields, and Pagus Flandrensis is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pagus Flandrensis's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Celtism.

Pagus Flandrensis is ranked 63,909^th in the world and 50^th in Vlaanderen for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,557.76 Standard Monetary Units.