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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,708thNicest Citizens: 7,005thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,256th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We will make Paflava great again!
Elon Mosque
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.05 billion

LeaderElon Mosque
FaithFlat Earth


The Free Land of Paflava is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elon Mosque with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.05 billion Paflavans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labyrinthus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Paflavan economy, worth 663 trillion Rifis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 131,412 Rifis, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paflava's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flat Earth.

Paflava is ranked 15,753rd in the world and 1st in Rejuvenia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,475.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,708thNicest Citizens: 7,005thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,256thMost Efficient Economies: 7,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,734thMost Inclusive: 8,859thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,977thBest Weather: 10,184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,291stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,850thMost Developed: 11,236thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,453rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,904thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,189thMost Pacifist: 13,784thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,207thSmartest Citizens: 14,389thMost Cultured: 14,716thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,753rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,232ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,399thLargest Governments: 18,672ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,966thHighest Average Incomes: 19,207th

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