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Most Patriotic: 15,785thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,785thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,459th
The Protectorate of
Democratic Socialists
Agricultura pro illis qui agriculturam requirunt
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Paffnicard 10

Population7.961 billion

CapitalSkoptopolis
LeaderAleksandar Vekili
Faithcard farming

Currencybank
Animalcard

The Protectorate of Paffnicard 10 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 7.961 billion Paffniacs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth 959 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,564 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Aleksandar Vekili, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnicard 10's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is card farming.

Paffnicard 10 is ranked 30,206th in the world and 10th in 10KI Card Farm for Most Stationary, with 1,344.04916064132 days.

Top
10%
Most Patriotic: 15,785thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,785thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,459thMost Devout: 19,663rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,948thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,193rdHealthiest Citizens: 26,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 27,224thMost Inclusive: 27,671stMost Influential: 28,595thMost Corrupt Governments: 29,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,767th
Top
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paffnicard 10 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Paffnicard 10 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Paffnicard 10 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Paffnicard 10 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Paffnicard 10's influence in 10KI Card Farm rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Paffnicard 10 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Paffnicard 10 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Paffnicard 10's influence in 10KI Card Farm fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Paffnicard 10's influence in 10KI Card Farm rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Paffnicard 10 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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