by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Safest: 23,523rdMost Pacifist: 26,620thLargest Mining Sector: 33,009th
The Whistler of
Moralistic Democracy
Eluveitie
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Pade Kistler

Population3.486 billion

Currencygold
Animalwolf

The Whistler of Pade Kistler is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.486 billion Pade Kistlerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The strong Pade Kistlerian economy, worth 225 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,746 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, and the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pade Kistler's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pade Kistler is ranked 159,453rd in the world and 289th in The Blades for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,792.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
10%
Safest: 23,523rdMost Pacifist: 26,620thLargest Mining Sector: 33,009th
Top
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionTop
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionSafest: 61st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Pade Kistler, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.

More...

Report