by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 268th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 289th Highest Crime Rates: 456th
The Libertarian Pirate Haven of
Anarchy
May we live long and die out!
The Skeleton of Pacitan
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Libertarian Pirate Haven of Pacitan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Skeleton of Pacitan with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.977 billion Pacitanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rahula. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Pacitanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,512 trillion e-golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,856 e-golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 620,607 per year while the poor average 62,347, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Lavish state dinners in Port Rahula are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pacitan's national animal is the human skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the cult of Lunar Eclipse.

Pacitan is ranked 95,415th in the world and 3,029th in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,930.28 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 268thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 289thHighest Crime Rates: 456thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 503rdMost Armed: 625thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 699thMost Rebellious Youth: 801stRudest Citizens: 1,115thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,183rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,687thHighest Economic Output: 1,880thFattest Citizens: 2,207thLargest Retail Industry: 2,836thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,319thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,319thMost Politically Free: 4,454thSmartest Citizens: 4,803rdMost Secular: 4,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,192ndLargest Black Market: 5,830thLargest Populations: 5,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,110thMost Cultured: 6,411thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,468thMost Avoided: 7,357thNudest: 7,592ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,043rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,619thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,891st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 74th in the regionMost Politically Free: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 110th in the regionFattest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 134th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 134th in the regionMost Secular: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 161st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 175th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 195th in the regionLargest Populations: 203rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 210th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 258th in the regionMost Cultured: 271st in the regionLargest Black Market: 307th in the regionMost Avoided: 348th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 405th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 429th in the regionMost Extreme: 495th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pacitan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Pacitan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Pacitan, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Pacitan, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pacitan, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Pacitan, lavish state dinners in Port Rahula are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Pacitan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Pacitan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Pacitan altered its national flag.
  • : Pacitan was refounded in Lazarus.

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