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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,606thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,211th
The NEW LIZHOU IS BACK of
Father Knows Best State
DEATH TO CAPITALIST SCUM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Pacific Siberia SSR

Population2.491 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderBig Brother Jollibee
FaithBlatant Gangsterism

CurrencyLizhouball
AnimalHallownesians

The NEW LIZHOU IS BACK of Pacific Siberia SSR is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Brother Jollibee with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.491 billion Siberians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The Siberian economy, worth 173 trillion Lizhouballs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,474 Lizhouballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, solid-gold toilets are Siberian prisons' least expensive furnishings, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pacific Siberia SSR's national animal is the Hallownesians, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Blatant Gangsterism.

Pacific Siberia SSR is ranked 116,547th in the world and 3rd in Purple Revolution for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,304.08 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,606thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,211thMost Patriotic: 20,498thLargest Black Market: 21,385thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,074thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,088th

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