by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,999thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,441stLargest Black Market: 14,146th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Peace and Justice
Tribal Chief Halwen
Lord President of the Council
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Pacific Island

Population8.091 billion

CapitalPacific Lagoon
LeaderTribal Chief Halwen
FaithChurch of Ebenezer

AnimalLong Neck Giraffe

The Constitutional Monarchy of Pacific Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tribal Chief Halwen with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.091 billion Pacific Islandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacific Lagoon. The average income tax rate is 17.3%.

The powerhouse Pacific Islandian economy, worth 778 trillion Lagoonias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,246 Lagoonias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pacific Island's national animal is the Long Neck Giraffe and its national religion is Church of Ebenezer.

Pacific Island is ranked 101,415th in the world and 12th in Emery for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.01 Bank.

Largest Retail Industry: 3,999thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,441stTop
Largest Black Market: 14,146thHighest Economic Output: 22,671st

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