by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 911th Most Influential: 1,300th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,202nd
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Don't burn my thunder
Grand Poobah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.993 billion

CapitalPacho City
LeaderGrand Poobah


The Commonwealth of Pacho is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Poobah with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The democratic population of 4.993 billion Pachoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacho City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pachoan economy, worth 534 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 107,109 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for Grand Poobah's office's janitor is heating up, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Pacho's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pacho is ranked 143,085th in the world and 7,188th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.66 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 911thMost Influential: 1,300thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,202ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,298thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,807thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,484thMost Inclusive: 10,263rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,900thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,925thSmartest Citizens: 11,336thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,773rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,238thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,716thMost Cultured: 14,927thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,381st
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 209th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 338th in the regionMost Stationary: 389th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 446th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 468th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 493rd in the regionMost Influential: 514th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 546th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 575th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 609th in the regionMost Inclusive: 612th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 616th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 674th in the regionRudest Citizens: 701st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 701st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 711th in the regionMost Cultured: 757th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 807th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 808th in the regionLargest Populations: 810th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 815th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 823rd in the region

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