by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 835th Most Influential: 1,105th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,534th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't burn my thunder
Grand Poobah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population3.02 billion

CapitalPacho City
LeaderGrand Poobah


The Commonwealth of Pacho is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Poobah with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.02 billion Pachoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacho City. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pachoan economy, worth 332 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 110,055 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, organ donation is compulsory, glamping Pachoans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime is totally unknown. Pacho's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pacho is ranked 116,865th in the world and 6,571st in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 253.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 835thMost Influential: 1,105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,534thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,288thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,992ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,237thMost Inclusive: 10,854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,341stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,606thSmartest Citizens: 13,197thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,108thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,572ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,705thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,590th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 184th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 376th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 427th in the regionMost Influential: 469th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 478th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 554th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 588th in the regionMost Stationary: 618th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 626th in the regionMost Inclusive: 639th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 641st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 675th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 679th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 805th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 933rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 946th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 947th in the regionLargest Populations: 967th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pacho was endorsed by The Empty Void of Q w e r t y.
  • : Pacho was endorsed by The Republic of Vyazmas.
  • : Pacho was endorsed by The United States of Mordant99.
  • : Pacho was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pacho, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Pacho, glamping Pachoans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Pacho, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Pacho, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Pacho, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Pacho endorsed The Kingdom of Plembobria.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 129 » Sankami, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Xentherida, Notyoutopia, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Holy Oranz, Guslantis, Lionia, Selfgradatude, Sil Dorsett, Avalon, SillyString, Ceretis, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Frances Francis the First of France, HMS Unicorn, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, Siwale, Indereac Lanx, Apetopia, Kingdom of Space, Bharathvarsh, Enosville, Wisconsota, Kaschovia, Malta Comino Gozo, Vazali, Lord Ravenclaw, American MapleStory, Omicron Persei V111, Southern Stroraia, Pallaith, Colony of lasting Hopes, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Diodone, Lamexanope, Anima Proxa, Rylam, McMasterdonia, and 79 others.Yukti, Plembobria, Sheppey, Zedeya, Prevaland, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Yaris, Vogonlandia, Cuyan, Seven Hills, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Pakistan 001, Tredano, Che Sana Und, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Phillywob, Corfad, Wodan, Beodarasc, Thenaca, Forunte, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Amestris-Britannia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, Mercy Land, NatsukiLand, Ostrinios, Merconitonitopia, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Astal Aavors, Panama Coalition, Bridgett, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, The South Falls, Alsatian Island, Elevation, Abiswashyo-bhumi, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Battion, Bothia, Amerislovakia, Legique, The Mazur Empire, Puczovska, Ktyria, Morlanka, Atain, Edwerlantin, Canada GR, LaKronia, Nueava Libertalia, Pandessiand, Vathekia, Wesley Republic, Albacria, Ka Ching, Freienland, Benolia, Lungha, Mordant99, and Q w e r t y.

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