by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 854th Most Influential: 1,170th Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,805th
The Commonwealth of
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Don't burn my thunder
Grand Poobah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.73 billion

CapitalPacho City
LeaderGrand Poobah


The Commonwealth of Pacho is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Poobah with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.73 billion Pachoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacho City. The average income tax rate is 64.7%.

The all-consuming Pachoan economy, worth 633 trillion Pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,530 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, farting etiquette is taught in schools, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable. Crime is totally unknown. Pacho's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pacho is ranked 82,057th in the world and 4,355th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.46 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 854thMost Influential: 1,170thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,242ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,624thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,356thMost Inclusive: 10,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,948thSmartest Citizens: 11,099thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,015thRudest Citizens: 12,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,847thMost Stationary: 13,704thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,823rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,153rdMost Cultured: 14,723rdMost Developed: 16,157th
Most Rebellious Youth: 336th in the regionMost Stationary: 349th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 450th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 461st in the regionMost Influential: 493rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 507th in the regionRudest Citizens: 508th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 516th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 577th in the regionMost Inclusive: 609th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 611th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 617th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 660th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 675th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 718th in the regionMost Cultured: 739th in the regionLargest Populations: 748th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 853rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 858th in the regionMost Developed: 905th in the region

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