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Rudest Citizens: 804th Largest Retail Industry: 1,010th Most Devout: 1,070th
The Great white empire of
Anarchy
Valkoisen Vanttilan puolesta!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Paavonpilvi

Population5.765 billion

CapitalPaavotown
LeaderPaavo
FaithVVP

CurrencyEuro
AnimalHippo

The Great white empire of Paavonpilvi is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paavo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.765 billion Paavonpilvicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paavotown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Paavonpilvican economy, worth 862 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 149,654 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,632 per year while the poor average 39,378, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Paavonpilvi's national animal is the Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is VVP.

Paavonpilvi is ranked 29,814th in the world and 1,817th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 804thLargest Retail Industry: 1,010thMost Devout: 1,070thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,323rdFattest Citizens: 1,479thTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,879thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,425thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,493rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,057thMost Avoided: 4,608thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,288thMost Efficient Economies: 6,013thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,535thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,314thHighest Drug Use: 7,470thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 11,547thMost Pro-Market: 12,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,656thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,655thLargest Black Market: 13,929thMost Politically Free: 14,124th
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Rudest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 63rd in the regionTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 96th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 207th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 216th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 219th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 266th in the regionMost Avoided: 291st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 380th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 394th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 422nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 543rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 552nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 658th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paavonpilvi, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Paavonpilvi's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Paavonpilvi, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Paavonpilvi was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Paavonpilvi ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Paavonpilvi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Paavonpilvi, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Paavonpilvi, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Paavonpilvi, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have.
  • : Following new legislation in Paavonpilvi, Paavonpilvican TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.

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