by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,535th Most Conservative: 13,852nd
The Disputed Territories of
Right-wing Utopia
Things fall apart
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Paahoenenoet

Population2.629 billion

CurrencyDenero
AnimalScorpion

The Disputed Territories of Paahoenenoet is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.629 billion Paahoenenoetians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The large, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The thriving Paahoenenoetian economy, worth 91.8 trillion Deneroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 34,902 Deneroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 112,801 per year while the poor average 8,161, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Paahoenenoet in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Paahoenenoet's national animal is the Scorpion.

Paahoenenoet is ranked 49,211th in the world and 12th in Goodbye for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,112.74 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,535thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,852nd
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paahoenenoet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Paahoenenoet's influence in Goodbye rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Paahoenenoet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Paahoenenoet's influence in Goodbye rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Paahoenenoet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Paahoenenoet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Paahoenenoet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Paahoenenoet's influence in Goodbye rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Paahoenenoet's influence in Goodbye rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Paahoenenoet's influence in Goodbye rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".

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