by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,543rd Most Conservative: 15,552nd Most Pro-Market: 17,570th
The Disputed Territories of
Right-wing Utopia
Things fall apart
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.539 billion


The Disputed Territories of Paahoenenoet is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.539 billion Paahoenenoetians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The large, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The thriving Paahoenenoetian economy, worth 53.7 trillion Deneroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 34,902 Deneroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 112,801 per year while the poor average 8,161, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Paahoenenoet in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Paahoenenoet's national animal is the Scorpion.

Paahoenenoet is ranked 49,554th in the world and 27th in Mau puppet storage for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,543rdTop
Most Conservative: 15,552ndMost Pro-Market: 17,570th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the region

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