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Largest Retail Industry: 2,298th Fattest Citizens: 2,457th Most Avoided: 2,512th
The Maoist Nation of
Compulsory Consumerist State
No communist party, no new China
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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P R of China

Population807 million

CapitalBeijing
LeaderXi Jinping

CurrencyRenminbi
AnimalPanda

The Maoist Nation of P R of China is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Xi Jinping with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 807 million Chineses are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth 151 trillion Renminbis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 187,793 Renminbis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 571,930 per year while the poor average 47,856, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Xi Jinping is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, cigarettes are dead-cheap, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P R of China's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

P R of China is ranked 4,412th in the world and 18th in New Western Atlantic for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 571,930.15 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,298thFattest Citizens: 2,457thMost Avoided: 2,512thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,648thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,652ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,022ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,124thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,412thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,985thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,049thMost Influential: 5,478thHighest Average Incomes: 6,824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,955thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,080thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,086thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,017thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,321stMost Efficient Economies: 11,254thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,869thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,067thMost Secular: 12,338thLargest Black Market: 13,350thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,987th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, Xi Jinping is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Xi Jinping's praises.
  • : P R of China was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.

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