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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,849thMost Pacifist: 1,926thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,355th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
We stand together as free people against oppression!
President Avelino Marx Magbaláue
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

P a m p a n g a

Population3.955 billion

Capital❁ Pedro Abad Santos City ❁
LeaderPresident Avelino Marx Magbaláue

CurrencyKapampángan Kwalta
AnimalTarat bird

The Democratic Republic of P a m p a n g a is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Avelino Marx Magbaláue with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.955 billion Kapampángans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ❁ Pedro Abad Santos City ❁. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kapampángan economy, worth 593 trillion Kapampángan Kwaltas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 150,185 Kapampángan Kwaltas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P a m p a n g a's national animal is the Tarat bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

P a m p a n g a is ranked 7,944th in the world and 158th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.61 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,849thMost Pacifist: 1,926thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,355thNicest Citizens: 2,526thSafest: 2,620thMost Inclusive: 2,741stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,016thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,133rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,197thLowest Crime Rates: 4,210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,797thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,101stLargest Governments: 5,473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,598thMost Developed: 5,743rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,851stBest Weather: 5,928thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,429thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,695thMost Cultured: 7,819thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,944thSmartest Citizens: 7,970thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,720thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,120thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,332ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,598thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,035thHighest Average Incomes: 13,374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,561stMost Efficient Economies: 18,326th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 65th in the regionSafest: 65th in the regionMost Inclusive: 76th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 86th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 116th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionMost Developed: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 155th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190th in the regionMost Cultured: 201st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 206th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 215th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 245th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 308th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 347th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 361st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 452nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 471st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : P a m p a n g a was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.

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