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Most Pacifist: 2,743rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,123rd Largest Welfare Programs: 3,628th
The People's Liberated Republic of
Democratic Socialists
We stand together as free people against oppression!
President Avelino Marx Magbaláue
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

P a m p a n g a

Population2.224 billion

Capital❁ San Fernando City ❁
LeaderPresident Avelino Marx Magbaláue
FaithRoman Catholic

CurrencyKapampángan Kwalta
AnimalTarat bird

The People's Liberated Republic of P a m p a n g a is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Avelino Marx Magbaláue with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.224 billion Kapampángans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ❁ San Fernando City ❁. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kapampángan economy, worth 291 trillion Kapampángan Kwaltas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 131,137 Kapampángan Kwaltas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the Tarat bird is a protected species, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P a m p a n g a's national animal is the Tarat bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

P a m p a n g a is ranked 93,361st in the world and 6th in Barbarea for Most Influential, scoring 58 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 2,743rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,123rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,628thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,926thNicest Citizens: 4,152ndSafest: 4,352ndMost Inclusive: 4,392ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,801stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,834thLowest Crime Rates: 6,836thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,491stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,549thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,076thHealthiest Citizens: 8,343rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,587thLargest Governments: 8,678thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,755thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,744thSmartest Citizens: 9,744thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,475thMost Cultured: 10,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,938thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,172ndBest Weather: 15,262nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : P a m p a n g a was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, the Tarat bird is a protected species.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
  • : P a m p a n g a was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : P a m p a n g a's influence in Barbarea rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : P a m p a n g a was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.

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