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Most Pacifist: 2,467thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,540thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,573rd
The People's Liberated Republic of
Democratic Socialists
We stand together as free people against oppression!
President Avelino Marx Magbaláue
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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P a m p a n g a

Population2.677 billion

Capital❁ San Fernando City ❁
LeaderPresident Avelino Marx Magbaláue
FaithRoman Catholic

CurrencyKapampángan Kwalta
AnimalTarat bird

The People's Liberated Republic of P a m p a n g a is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Avelino Marx Magbaláue with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.677 billion Kapampángans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ❁ San Fernando City ❁. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kapampángan economy, worth 355 trillion Kapampángan Kwaltas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 132,694 Kapampángan Kwaltas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, solid-gold toilets are Kapampángan prisons' least expensive furnishings, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and half the Kapampángan Army consists of Brasilistani contractors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P a m p a n g a's national animal is the Tarat bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

P a m p a n g a is ranked 164,201st in the world and 6th in Barbarea for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.65 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Pacifist: 2,467thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,540thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,573rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,716thNicest Citizens: 3,790thMost Inclusive: 4,012thSafest: 4,105thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,116thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,474thLowest Crime Rates: 6,510thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,952ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,083rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,264thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,371stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,473rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,678thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,767thLargest Governments: 8,050thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,595thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,722ndSmartest Citizens: 9,752ndMost Cultured: 10,303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,492ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,844thBest Weather: 11,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,417thMost Developed: 16,460thHighest Average Incomes: 17,013th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : P a m p a n g a was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : P a m p a n g a was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, half the Kapampángan Army consists of Brasilistani contractors.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, solid-gold toilets are Kapampángan prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in P a m p a n g a, voting is compulsory.
  • : P a m p a n g a was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : P a m p a n g a was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : P a m p a n g a's influence in Barbarea rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : P a m p a n g a changed its national nation type to "People's Liberated Republic".

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