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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 184thMost Devout: 210thMost Avoided: 264th
The Right Wing Utopia of
Iron Fist Consumerists
☢ What a wonderful day to go to the liquor store! ☢
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population16.969 billion

CapitalEl Hazard
LeaderMostly Benevolent Dictator Ozoi


The Right Wing Utopia of Ozoi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mostly Benevolent Dictator Ozoi with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.969 billion Youkais are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Hazard. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozoian economy, worth a remarkable 7,933 trillion Sarus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 467,558 Sarus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mostly Benevolent Dictator Ozoi's desk, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Ozoi's mid-life crisis, and the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ozoi's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Ozoi is ranked 28,234th in the world and 497th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,832.76 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 184thMost Devout: 210thMost Avoided: 264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 312thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 336thMost Efficient Economies: 338thLargest Insurance Industry: 395thFattest Citizens: 404thHighest Average Incomes: 432ndLargest Black Market: 434thLargest Mining Sector: 512thMost Corrupt Governments: 542ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 542ndMost Subsidized Industry: 578thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 579thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 647thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 709thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 721stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 734thMost Ignorant Citizens: 763rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 769thHighest Economic Output: 801stMost Armed: 807thHighest Poor Incomes: 822ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 897thHighest Disposable Incomes: 940thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 997thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,303rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,256thTop
Largest Governments: 2,574thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,762ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,777thRudest Citizens: 3,362ndMost Stationary: 8,478thLargest Populations: 11,772ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,272ndMost Influential: 16,732ndMost Conservative: 18,254thLowest Crime Rates: 19,194th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 324th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 497th in the regionMost Influential: 519th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ozoi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Ozoi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Ozoi was ravaged by a Zombie Walker Horde from Alpacaria, infecting 979 million survivors.
  • : Ozoi was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland, infecting 650 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Ozoi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Ozoi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Ozoi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Ozoi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Ozoi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Ozoi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.


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