The Grand Duchy of Ozerion is a huge, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 306 million Ozerionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Emerald City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The very strong Ozerionian economy, worth 28.1 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,847 Crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,421 per year while the poor average 18,532, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

The nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Ozerionians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozerion's national animal is the Black Griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ozerion is ranked 74,853^rd in the world and 60^th in Kantrias for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,350.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.