The Military state of Ozeanreisende is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Miguel Hastein with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.401 billion Ozeanreisenders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Westminster. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozeanreisendean economy, worth 136 trillion fries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 97,268 fries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozeanreisende's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ozeanreisende is ranked 30,692^nd in the world and 1,311^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.4 law-abiding acts per hour.