Population | 6.566 billion |
Currency | euro |
Animal | panda |
The Armed Republic of Ozatazai gonnia is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.566 billion Ozatazai gonnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Ozatazai gonnian economy, worth 492 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 75,043 euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,225 per year while the poor average 12,528, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.
Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, and angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ozatazai gonnia's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ozatazai gonnia is ranked 76,940th in the world and 1,631st in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.16249508908 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ozatazai gonnia, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
- : Following new legislation in Ozatazai gonnia, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.
- : Ozatazai gonnia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Ozatazai gonnia, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
- : Ozatazai gonnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Ozatazai gonnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Ozatazai gonnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Ozatazai gonnia, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
- : Following new legislation in Ozatazai gonnia, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.
- : Following new legislation in Ozatazai gonnia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.