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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,026thLowest Crime Rates: 6,599thMost Devout: 6,742nd
The Archduchy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Oysterreich uber alles!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Oysterreich

Population8.834 billion

CapitalNotVienna

CurrencySchilling
AnimalEagle

The Archduchy of Oysterreich is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and digital currency. The devout population of 8.834 billion Oysterreichians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NotVienna. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oysterreichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,336 trillion Schillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,262 Schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, Oysterreichian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oysterreich's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oysterreich is ranked 199,985th in the world and 8th in Hellhole Reborn for Most Stationary, with 47.7204208478 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,026thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6,599thMost Devout: 6,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,077thHealthiest Citizens: 10,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,534thMost Developed: 12,081stMost Cultured: 12,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,250thLargest Governments: 12,577thMost Conservative: 13,968thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,149thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,519thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,407thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,537thSmartest Citizens: 18,111thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,586thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,283rdMost Patriotic: 20,552ndHighest Economic Output: 20,618thMost Authoritarian: 21,001stMost Efficient Economies: 21,625thHighest Average Incomes: 21,756thBest Weather: 22,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,943rdHighest Food Quality: 24,729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,097thSafest: 25,497thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,895thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,828thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,139thLargest Mining Sector: 29,145th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oysterreich's influence in Hellhole Reborn rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Oysterreich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Oysterreich, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Oysterreich, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Following new legislation in Oysterreich, Oysterreichian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.
  • : Following new legislation in Oysterreich, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Oysterreich, the endangered saltwater humpback Eagle is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Oysterreich's influence in Hellhole Reborn rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Oysterreich, cops in NotVienna spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row.
  • : Following new legislation in Oysterreich, the only places to see Eagles now are at local zoos.

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