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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,107th Largest Mining Sector: 1,735th Highest Economic Output: 1,842nd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
For the Empire!
Emperor Shokiwe Naragan
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Oyada

Population24.258 billion

CapitalOyadato
LeaderEmperor Shokiwe Naragan
Faithsun-worship

Currencypound
Animalairhippo

The Empire of Oyada is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Shokiwe Naragan with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.258 billion Oyadans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oyadato. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oyadan economy, worth a remarkable 4,336 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 178,781 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Oyadan military, and for 25 pounds tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oyada's national animal is the airhippo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sun-worship.

Oyada is ranked 17,643rd in the world and 2nd in Concordat of Phoenix for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,107thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,735thHighest Economic Output: 1,842ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,962ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,049thSafest: 2,660thMost Avoided: 2,716thLowest Crime Rates: 3,206thLargest Populations: 3,259thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,058thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,224thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,946thMost Influential: 7,168thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,366thLargest Governments: 9,380thMost Devout: 9,588thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,578thSmartest Citizens: 13,593rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,321stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,371stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,862nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oyada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oyada, for 25 pounds tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy.
  • : Following new legislation in Oyada, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Oyadan military.
  • : Following new legislation in Oyada, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Oyada, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Oyada, the nation has learned that pulling out is messy.
  • : Oyada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oyada, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Oyada.
  • : Following new legislation in Oyada, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Oyadan democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Oyada, the Oyadan Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.

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