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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,289thHighest Economic Output: 1,989thLargest Mining Sector: 2,033rd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
For the Empire!
Emperor Shokiwe Naragan
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Oyada

Population26.775 billion

CapitalOyadato
LeaderEmperor Shokiwe Naragan
Faithsun-worship

Currencypound
Animalairhippo

The Empire of Oyada is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Shokiwe Naragan with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.775 billion Oyadans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oyadato. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oyadan economy, worth a remarkable 4,810 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,662 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, Emperor Shokiwe Naragan's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oyada's national animal is the airhippo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sun-worship.

Oyada is ranked 216,665th in the world and 1st in Concordat of Phoenix for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 9.34 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,289thHighest Economic Output: 1,989thLargest Mining Sector: 2,033rdTop
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Safest: 2,631stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,893rdMost Avoided: 2,906thLargest Populations: 3,125thLowest Crime Rates: 3,272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,140thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,824thHighest Average Incomes: 8,469thMost Influential: 8,609thMost Developed: 9,737thLargest Governments: 9,767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,933rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,339thMost Devout: 12,372ndSmartest Citizens: 13,456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,097thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,226thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,807thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,333rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,134th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oyada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Oyada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Oyada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Oyada altered its national flag.
  • : Oyada's influence in Concordat of Phoenix fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Oyada's influence in Concordat of Phoenix rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Dominator".
  • : Oyada relocated from Balder to Concordat of Phoenix.
  • : Oyada was refounded in Balder.
  • : Oyada ceased to exist in Concordat of Phoenix.
  • : Oyada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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