The Dictatorship of Oxsania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Atheas the Younger with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.826 billion Scythians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhshab. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oxsanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,848 trillion Drachms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 278,340 Drachms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, war vets look after war animals, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxsania's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Manicheism.

Oxsania is ranked 181,946^th in the world and 6,092^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 36.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.