The Dictatorship of Oxsania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Atheas the Younger with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.085 billion Scythians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhshab. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Oxsanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,821 trillion Drachms a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,772 Drachms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, a bureaucratic fight over OIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxsania's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Manicheism.

Oxsania is ranked 162,322^nd in the world and 6,601^st in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -132 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.