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Best Weather: 1,871stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,604th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Ab igne, e novo nascitur
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Oxontonia

Population15.272 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderChancellor Adam Gatrell
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPound
AnimalLion

The Constitutional Monarchy of Oxontonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Adam Gatrell with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.272 billion Oxontonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Oxontonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,783 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,773 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Oxontonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxontonia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oxontonia is ranked 146,087th in the world and 5,627th in Balder for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,020.44 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,604thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,976thSafest: 3,106thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,363rdNicest Citizens: 3,491stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,563rdMost Cultured: 3,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,834thHealthiest Citizens: 3,887thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,986thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,062ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,333rdHighest Food Quality: 4,662ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,209thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,419thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,280thMost Developed: 7,289thLargest Governments: 7,358thMost Pacifist: 7,862ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,957thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,636thMost Inclusive: 9,536thHighest Economic Output: 9,932ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,049thTop
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Most Influential: 11,551stSmartest Citizens: 11,690thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,173rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,022ndMost Stationary: 14,610thLargest Populations: 16,868thMost Patriotic: 17,225thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,832nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 113th in the regionNicest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionMost Stationary: 133rd in the regionMost Cultured: 143rd in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 145th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 151st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 162nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 179th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 199th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 202nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 272nd in the regionMost Developed: 311th in the regionLargest Governments: 320th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 335th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 384th in the regionLargest Populations: 386th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 405th in the regionMost Pacifist: 420th in the regionMost Inclusive: 435th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 555th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 560th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 619th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 684th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 703rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oxontonia, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Oxontonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxontonia, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxontonia, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
  • : Oxontonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Hippopotamuses".
  • : Oxontonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Factory Farming Ban".
  • : Oxontonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Factory Farming Ban".
  • : Oxontonia was endorsed by The Imperial Democratic States of Newam.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxontonia, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxontonia, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxontonia, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.

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