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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 850thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,002ndFattest Citizens: 3,194th
The Democratic State of
New York Times Democracy
Freedom to all, peace to us.
Premier Loan Moreno
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Oxolotl

Population2.294 billion

CapitalEl Fuego
LeaderPremier Loan Moreno
FaithTeotl

Currencymaxalaca
Animalaxolotl

The Democratic State of Oxolotl is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Loan Moreno with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.294 billion Oxolotlians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Fuego. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oxolotlian economy, worth 224 trillion maxalacas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 97,795 maxalacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oxolotl's national animal is the axolotl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Teotl.

Oxolotl is ranked 49,287th in the world and 12th in Hiyamashu for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 4,393.11 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 850thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,002ndFattest Citizens: 3,194thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,156thHighest Crime Rates: 4,584thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,989thMost Avoided: 6,149thRudest Citizens: 6,795thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,898thMost Efficient Economies: 18,502ndLargest Black Market: 18,659thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,873rdMost Armed: 23,285th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oxolotl's influence in Hiyamashu rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Oxolotl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Oxolotl's influence in Hiyamashu rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Oxolotl, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxolotl, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxolotl, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxolotl, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxolotl, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
  • : Oxolotl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxolotl, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.

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