Largest Populations: 248th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 261st Largest Gambling Industry: 332nd
The Free Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Quam magnum est non laudari, esse et laudabilem!
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free Republic of Oxirix is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Xall with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.929 billion Oxiris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suntau. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oxirixian economy, worth a remarkable 7,867 trillion Eucastrian Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 262,866 Eucastrian Drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 850,923 per year while the poor average 61,320, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oxirix's national animal is the Sphynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Individualism.

Oxirix is ranked 97,402nd in the world and 1,830th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 88.09 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Populations: 248thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 261stLargest Gambling Industry: 332ndHighest Economic Output: 374thRudest Citizens: 484thMost Armed: 522ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 642ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 723rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 842ndMost Secular: 854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 873rdMost Stationary: 898thMost Rebellious Youth: 902ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,188thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,266thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,661stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,942ndSmartest Citizens: 1,961stHighest Average Incomes: 2,033rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,611thFattest Citizens: 2,695thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,729thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,441stLargest Black Market: 4,342ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,315thMost Developed: 6,490thMost Influential: 7,018thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,507thLargest Mining Sector: 9,071stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,653rdHighest Drug Use: 11,448th
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114th in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 172nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 189th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 193rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 200th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 289th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Oxirix was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Oxirix was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, immigrants who don't like the taste of Oxirixian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.

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