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Rudest Citizens: 949thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,098thHighest Crime Rates: 1,135th
The Colony of
Anarchy
OwO
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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OwOOwOOwOOwO

Population579 million

CapitalOwO

CurrencyOwO
AnimalOwO

The Colony of OwOOwOOwOOwO is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its feral children, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 579 million OwOOwOOwOOwOians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient OwOOwOOwOOwOian economy, worth 61.5 trillion OwOes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 106,167 OwOes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 431,333 per year while the poor average 17,371, a ratio of 24.8 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOOwOOwOOwO's national animal is the OwO, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

OwOOwOOwOOwO is ranked 49,993rd in the world and 140th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,437.49 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 949thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,098thHighest Crime Rates: 1,135thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,430thFattest Citizens: 1,814thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,002ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,058thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,177thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,205thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,942ndMost Armed: 5,183rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,587thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,688thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,351stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,682ndHighest Drug Use: 14,737thMost Politically Free: 14,924thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,284thMost Pro-Market: 17,143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,696thMost Secular: 18,485thMost Inclusive: 18,770th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OwOOwOOwOOwO, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOOwOOwOOwO, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOOwOOwOOwO, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOOwOOwOOwO, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOOwOOwOOwO, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOOwOOwOOwO, at least 4 unique companies in OwOOwOOwOOwO claim to sell Eckie-Cola.
  • : OwOOwOOwOOwO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOOwOOwOOwO, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOOwOOwOOwO, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOOwOOwOOwO, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.

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