The Former sleeper of OwOmO Cringe is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.34 billion OwOmO Cringeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse OwOmO Cringean economy, worth 650 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 102,662 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs', and former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. OwOmO Cringe's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

OwOmO Cringe is ranked 174,537^th in the world and 1,708^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.91 law-abiding acts per hour.