The OwO is cool of OwOlanda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The leader of OwOs with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 8.749 billion OwOlandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO city. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The OwOlandan economy, worth 309 trillion OwO dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,335 OwO dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OwOlanda's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OwOlanda is ranked 126,826^th in the world and 237^th in Sophia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,484.82 on the Hickory Productivity Index.