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Highest Crime Rates: 18thMost Armed: 25thHighest Drug Use: 31st
The Former UwU's republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
OwO What's this?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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OwOistan

Population11.598 billion

Capital*Notices Bulge*
LeaderSpOwOky UwU
FaithFurDom

Currencynuzzle
AnimalUwU

The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.598 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,269 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 368,156 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,442,155 per year while the poor average 3,390, a ratio of 1,015 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 3,738th in the world and 128th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,291.56 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 18thMost Armed: 25thHighest Drug Use: 31stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40thMost Avoided: 42ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44thLargest Gambling Industry: 61stFattest Citizens: 72ndLargest Retail Industry: 108thMost Ignorant Citizens: 130thMost Rebellious Youth: 142ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 159thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 311thRudest Citizens: 318thHighest Disposable Incomes: 361stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 473rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 590thMost Corrupt Governments: 640thMost Efficient Economies: 956thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,284thLargest Mining Sector: 1,310thHighest Average Incomes: 1,341stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,454thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,955thMost Pro-Market: 1,999thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,738thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,746thHighest Economic Output: 4,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,217thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,343rdNudest: 6,556thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,144thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,748thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,935thMost Secular: 14,657thTop
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Most Influential: 19,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,075thLargest Governments: 21,097thMost Stationary: 21,927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,761stLargest Black Market: 29,150th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 114th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 128th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 177th in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 244th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 255th in the regionMost Stationary: 296th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 426th in the regionMost Secular: 493rd in the regionLargest Governments: 531st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 559th in the regionLargest Populations: 715th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 736th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : OwOistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, skyscrapers get built in just days.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the people have taken "Hail SpOwOky UwU" as an invitation to lob rocks.
  • : OwOistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, saying "don't do anything that SpOwOky UwU wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.

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