The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.647 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,058 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 309,703 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,889,492 per year while the poor average 2,930, a ratio of 986 to 1.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border, and the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 43^rd in the world and 2^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 92.71 Weapons Per Person.