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Highest Crime Rates: 41stMost Armed: 43rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47th
The Former UwU's republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
OwO What's this?
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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OwOistan

Population6.647 billion

Capital*Notices Bulge*
LeaderSpOwOky UwU
FaithFurDom

Currencynuzzle
AnimalUwU

The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.647 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,058 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 309,703 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,889,492 per year while the poor average 2,930, a ratio of 986 to 1.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border, and the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 43rd in the world and 2nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 92.71 Weapons Per Person.

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Highest Crime Rates: 41stMost Armed: 43rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65thLargest Gambling Industry: 74thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thMost Avoided: 92ndFattest Citizens: 120thMost Ignorant Citizens: 163rdLargest Retail Industry: 172ndRudest Citizens: 187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 230thMost Rebellious Youth: 300thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 439thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 472ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 595thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 816thMost Corrupt Governments: 819thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,274thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,534thLargest Mining Sector: 1,604thHighest Average Incomes: 1,936thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,351stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,405thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,722ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,190thNudest: 6,173rdHighest Economic Output: 8,167thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,201stMost Secular: 10,844thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,161stMost Pro-Market: 17,735thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,426thLargest Black Market: 21,131st
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionNudest: 214th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 215th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 231st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 251st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 280th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 362nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 420th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 480th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 577th in the regionMost Stationary: 581st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 609th in the regionMost Influential: 656th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 657th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, weather reports simply advise OwOistanis to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, titles of nobility are packaged with OwOistanian citizenship in invite-only auctions.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.

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