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Highest Crime Rates: 62ndMost Armed: 73rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 78th
The Former UwU's republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
OwO What's this?
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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OwOistan

Population4.801 billion

Capital*Notices Bulge*
LeaderSpOwOky UwU
FaithFurDom

Currencynuzzle
AnimalUwU

The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.801 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 275,892 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,570,211 per year while the poor average 2,659, a ratio of 966 to 1.

Armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and politicians take citizens for idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 136,245th in the world and 3,873rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 321.45 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 62ndMost Armed: 73rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 78thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 78thLargest Gambling Industry: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111thFattest Citizens: 162ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 163rdLargest Retail Industry: 193rdMost Avoided: 240thRudest Citizens: 243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 268thMost Rebellious Youth: 411thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 623rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 662ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 809thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 947thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,150thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,405thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,749thLargest Mining Sector: 1,777thMost Efficient Economies: 1,795thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,532ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,625thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,409thNudest: 5,856thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,011thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,584thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,911thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,759thHighest Economic Output: 12,406thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,170thMost Pro-Market: 16,515thLargest Black Market: 20,015th
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 123rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 243rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 255th in the regionNudest: 258th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 273rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 295th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 318th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 343rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 441st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, military chaplains grow frustrated with their long commutes.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, OwOistan has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the only place where one can see the OwOistanian cherry tree is in a museum.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.

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