The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.801 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 275,892 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,570,211 per year while the poor average 2,659, a ratio of 966 to 1.

Armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and politicians take citizens for idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 136,245^th in the world and 3,873^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 321.45 on the Hickory Productivity Index.