The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.598 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,269 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 368,156 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,442,155 per year while the poor average 3,390, a ratio of 1,015 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 3,738^th in the world and 128^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,291.56 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.