The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.76 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,714 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 369,466 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,454,544 per year while the poor average 3,400, a ratio of 1,015 to 1.

The children of OwOistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, half of OwOistan just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 294,264^th in the world and 7,264^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.11 law-abiding acts per hour.