The Nomadic Peoples of Ovoaovoao Masks is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 436 million Zₑₚy ₚₐᵣₐdₑs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 乙ₑₒᑫㄚ ₛₚₐ匚ₑ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙 economy, worth 41.8 trillion Zₒᵣ Cₐₙdies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 95,884 Zₒᵣ Cₐₙdies, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, there is something rotten in the state of Ovoaovoao Masks, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen. Crime is relatively low. Ovoaovoao Masks's national animal is the Ꮰₑₜₛᵤ 𝕄ₐₛₖₛ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ovoaovoao Masks is ranked 180,455^th in the world and 35^th in Gypsy Lands for Smartest Citizens, with 24.31 quips per hour.