The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.562 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 15,755 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 551,621 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,892,487 per year while the poor average 118,008, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest worm hunting institutions, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Elrod the love god in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 239,355^th in the world and 6,332^nd in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 1.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.