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Largest Mining Sector: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 17th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or die
Elrod the love god
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Overdosed crackheads

Population28.562 billion

CapitalCrack Central
LeaderElrod the love god
FaithObey Elrod


The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.562 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 15,755 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 551,621 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,892,487 per year while the poor average 118,008, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest worm hunting institutions, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Elrod the love god in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 239,355th in the world and 6,332nd in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 1.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Avoided: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thMost Primitive: 41stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45thMost Secular: 57thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Insurance Industry: 80thMost Ignorant Citizens: 80thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81stHighest Disposable Incomes: 81stHighest Economic Output: 156thFattest Citizens: 167thMost Armed: 169thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 187thHighest Average Incomes: 205thLargest Retail Industry: 242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 301stMost Stationary: 361stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 600thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 760thRudest Citizens: 841stLargest Black Market: 1,040thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,511thLargest Populations: 2,804thMost Conservative: 6,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,128thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,308thNudest: 7,713thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,732ndMost Influential: 11,749thMost Authoritarian: 11,886thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,762ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,034thLargest Governments: 20,372nd
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionNudest: 122nd in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 170th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 197th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 209th in the regionMost Conservative: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 472nd in the regionLargest Governments: 515th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 591st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 617th in the region

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