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Most Corrupt Governments: 10th Largest Mining Sector: 16th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or die
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Overdosed crackheads

Population24.71 billion

CapitalCrack Central
LeaderElrod the love god
FaithObey Elrod

Currencyrocks
Animalworm

The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.71 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 12,982 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 525,374 rocks, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 153rd in the world and 6th in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 94.58 Obesity Rate.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16thMost Avoided: 17thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thMost Primitive: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31stMost Secular: 31stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67thMost Ignorant Citizens: 70thLargest Insurance Industry: 87thHighest Disposable Incomes: 88thLargest Retail Industry: 142ndFattest Citizens: 153rdHighest Economic Output: 173rdHighest Average Incomes: 189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 390thMost Stationary: 407thRudest Citizens: 504thMost Armed: 506thMost Efficient Economies: 517thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 578thLargest Black Market: 741stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 772ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,769thLargest Populations: 3,019thLowest Crime Rates: 3,164thNudest: 4,814thMost Conservative: 5,556thTop
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Most Influential: 9,565thMost Authoritarian: 13,874th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 136th in the regionNudest: 138th in the regionMost Conservative: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 683rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 696th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the police motto is "to protect and not to serve".
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.

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