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Most Corrupt Governments: 5th Largest Mining Sector: 14th Most Avoided: 14th
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Overdosed crackheads

Population21.804 billion

CapitalCrack Central
LeaderElrod the love god
FaithObey Elrod


The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.804 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,664 trillion rocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 489,092 rocks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,845,128 per year while the poor average 90,302, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, auditors are gutting every governmental department, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, and the only places to see worms now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 165,436th in the world and 7,003rd in the Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 8.14 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Mining Sector: 14thMost Avoided: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17thMost Primitive: 17thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thMost Secular: 28thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rdLargest Retail Industry: 60thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76thLargest Insurance Industry: 103rdFattest Citizens: 146thRudest Citizens: 183rdHighest Average Incomes: 206thHighest Economic Output: 229thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 380thMost Stationary: 448thMost Armed: 466thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 505thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 895thLargest Black Market: 1,379thTop
Largest Populations: 3,196thLowest Crime Rates: 3,555thMost Conservative: 4,052ndNudest: 4,823rdMost Influential: 7,572ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,700thMost Efficient Economies: 14,446thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,804th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 113th in the regionNudest: 145th in the regionMost Conservative: 254th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 378th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 558th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 656th in the region

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