Most Corrupt Governments: 7th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th Largest Mining Sector: 18th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or die
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.645 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth a remarkable 9,062 trillion rockss a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 461,337 rockss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,721,011 per year while the poor average 86,707, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected worms, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, and libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 607th in the world and 2nd in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,890.66481664 Days.

Most Corrupt Governments: 7thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 18thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Avoided: 22ndMost Primitive: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thMost Secular: 32ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rdLargest Retail Industry: 37thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 79thLargest Insurance Industry: 113thFattest Citizens: 118thRudest Citizens: 165thHighest Average Incomes: 205thHighest Economic Output: 267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 512thMost Stationary: 607thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 922ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,075thMost Armed: 1,157thLargest Black Market: 1,290thTop
Most Conservative: 1,755thLowest Crime Rates: 2,511thLargest Populations: 3,669thNudest: 4,140thMost Influential: 6,903rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,578thMost Extreme: 13,565thMost Authoritarian: 15,075thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,249th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Conservative: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 96th in the regionNudest: 135th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 342nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 539th in the regionMost Extreme: 608th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 642nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Overdosed crackheads was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected worms.
  • : Overdosed crackheads was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.


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