The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 36.632 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 22,577 trillion rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 616,344 rocks, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, and thrift shops are closing their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 583^rd in the world and 24^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 191.09 law-abiding acts per hour.