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Most Avoided: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 18th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or die
Elrod the love god
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Overdosed crackheads

Population29.622 billion

CapitalCrack Central
LeaderElrod the love god
FaithObey Elrod


The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.622 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 16,340 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 551,621 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,892,487 per year while the poor average 118,008, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest worm hunting institutions, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Elrod the love god in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 889th in the world and 22nd in the Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 347.26 insults per minute.

Most Avoided: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44thMost Primitive: 45thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 61stLargest Insurance Industry: 74thMost Secular: 76thHighest Disposable Incomes: 77thMost Ignorant Citizens: 84thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96thHighest Economic Output: 161stFattest Citizens: 169thMost Armed: 170thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 191stHighest Average Incomes: 215thLargest Retail Industry: 278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 307thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 589thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 768thRudest Citizens: 889thLargest Black Market: 1,324thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,683rdLargest Populations: 2,882ndMost Conservative: 5,977thNudest: 7,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,498thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,949thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,133rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,521stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,153rdMost Influential: 18,878thLargest Governments: 20,358th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionNudest: 130th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 183rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 206th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 289th in the regionMost Conservative: 296th in the regionMost Influential: 334th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 479th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 547th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 596th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 670th in the region

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