The United Socialist States of Outer Haven79 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.506 billion Outer Haven79ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Haven79ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,739 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown. Outer Haven79's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Outer Haven79 is ranked 25,385^th in the world and 1,724^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.67 law-abiding acts per hour.