The Fusional Republic of Outer Golpi Steppes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ablai Kerei Kasym Dunatuli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.863 billion Golpitar hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keremet-qala. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Golpi economy, worth 520 trillion Xalıs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 134,677 Xalıs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Ablai Kerei Kasym Dunatuli's eyes only', Outer Golpi Steppes's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and diplomatic cables about Ablai Kerei Kasym Dunatuli have suddenly been very flattering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Outer Golpi Steppes's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gïzïnïs.

Outer Golpi Steppes is ranked 71,300^th in the world and 86^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 164,115 Standard Monetary Units.